The Observatory of Closed Eyes — Cult Grindhouse Horror Tribute Tee
Horror films that never existed. We print the posters anyway.
Free US shipping on $39+ (two shirts) · $4.99 otherwise.
Printed to order · arrives in about 5–10 business days. We can’t exchange sizes, so check the size guide; misprints and damage are replaced free.
They looked beyond the stars. Something looked back.
An eclipse hangs above the mountains. Inside the observatory, a golden eye fills the telescope lens. The instruments are working perfectly. That is the problem.
The Observatory of Closed Eyes crosses cosmic horror with the painted drama of vintage science fiction. Brass, cobalt and violet frame an original fictional-film poster for anyone who suspects the universe has noticed us.
Black Gildan Softstyle 64000 T-shirt in 100% ring-spun cotton. Regular unisex fit, 4.5 oz/yd² fabric. Full-color front print, approximately 6.8 × 10.2 inches. Sizes S–3XL (width is measured flat, not chest circumference). Printed to order by Printful.
Compare the size guide with a T-shirt you already wear.
Care: wash cold inside out with similar colors and mild detergent. Avoid fabric softener and dry cleaning. Air-dry or tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.
Original artwork for a fictional film. Titles, characters and credits belong to an imagined cinema world. Colors and placement may vary slightly from screen mockups.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |